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Don't Be Hasty with That Pastry

Hola Bitcholas, Strange thing happened this morning. It was strange because someone did something nice. Sadly, niceties are a rare thing these days, but you knew that. Anyway, I was heading to Peroshky Peroshky, home of delicious peroshskis. You probably pieced that together. Ah, but as I was...
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International Boat Meat Day, Bitches!

Hola Bitcholas, Can you feel it in the air? Is it palpable? That sense of excitement that's crackling through the ether is a direct result of today being International Boat Meat Day! Why no, I'm NOT kidding. What is International Boat Meat Day? Frankly, I'm offended that you asked, but IBM Day is a...
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