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Choose One That Would Piss Off YOUR Choosy Mom

Hola Bitcholas, It was 'Big Dummy' day so, as we do, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. With the holidays coming up, we wanted to now which of these topics you hope to NOT have to talk about with family: Politics Religion Money Personal matters? Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Boat Meat Wishes and Charitable Dreams

Hola Bitcholas, Happy International Boat Meat Day ! Yes, that is what today is. Does anyone other than us know about it? Highly unlikely, but today is that day. On that note, we're having the Mens Room Black Party tonight. Let me be clear, Mens Room Black is the beer, not me! So we're having a...
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Kick Those Cold Feet Out of Here

Hola Bitcholas, I've been sleeping like sh*t the last few days and have no idea why. But that's not the problem. The problem is that after I finally settle into a slumber, it's only a few hours later that my daughter finds her way into my bed (not a Goddamn thing wrong with HER bed, but...) and...
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Stuffed is Enough

Hola Bitcholas, I have been blowing my nose all day and just as quickly as I can dislodge some gooey nonsense from either nostril, they fill back up. That's just how it goes sometimes, but you forget how absolutely f**king annoying it is. It's like a having a sore throat. It happens to all of us...
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Mens Room Black Holidays Are HERE!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy f**king holidays and all that, Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. My daughter informed me that Thanksgiving is "the worst holiday ever". Naturally, I asked why and she explained that she hates the food. I used to too....but I didn't tell her that I'm, not impressed either...
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