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Do You Crush and Flush?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about bugs. Bugs have a way of being able to f**k up your whole day merely by revealing their existence within a certain proximity to you. There was no shortage of stories proving the point. What I learned today was that there are 2 types of people in the world. Sure...
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The Do and Do Nots of Your Thoughts

Hola Bitcholas, Inspired by yesterday, today we just asked "Whats the rule you live by and why?" Here's another sample of what we heard today: Rule to live by....if someone holds the door open for you say thank you Never show a hooker how much money you have. The simple rule I live by: Don't be...
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Live Day Like a Baby?

Hola Bitcholas, Welcome back. Yes, that is, seemingly, an idiotic statement, being that I've been the one who has been away for a week. But, (1) I'm an idiot and (2) if you're reading this, it's the first (non-award-winning blog) I've written in awhile. So...welcome back. This is where my head went...
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And a Side of Gluten, Please!

Hola Bitcholas, People suffering from celiac disease might...MIGHT...have some good news in the near future. There's a treatment in development that would allow you poor souls to who can't enjoy good food to start enjoying good food again...without all the pesky side-effects like diarrhea,...
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How Should We Climb in Your Ears?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day so another Mens Room Poll was put forth. We conducted some 'show research' today with regards to podcasting. We get a lot of request for elements of the show, so why not put it in a podcast? We asked - "Which segment of the show should we put into a binge-...
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Thee Ted Smith Embraces the Elf

Hola Bitcholas, Had another one of those days where certain quotes have stuck with me all day. It started not long before the show. We were in the studio and the not-shocking-at-all news came out that "Attorney General" Jeff Sessions 'quit'. Thing is, because of Sessions' unfortunate looks, he's...
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Vote, There is No Try

Hola Bitcholas, All kidding aside, VOTE! Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! After you drop off that ballot, celebrate with some tickets to #LiveDay !
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Why You're Feeling So Sluggish

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Random Question Question' day. We ask random questions to random callers, but each question is inspired by an actual news story. One of the news stories that inspired a question today ALSO motivated me to challenge Disney to make it 'cute'. Cue the 'Circle of Life': Rat's...
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Brown Frown

Hola Bitcholas, It doesn't matter what we talked about today...maybe it does, but not for the purposes of this blog. No, today I have been distracted by the "Diarrhea Song". Do you remember this little diddy from childhood? "Diarrhea... Uh! Uh! Diarrhea Uh Uh! I can tell by the smell you ain't...
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Give It Up This Month

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day...although most people did pretty well...and as we do every Thursday, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you could best endure for a month: No drugs or alcohol No sex/ porn or masturbation Social media/ cell phones...
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