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LISTEN-The Unexpected Cost Of Kids

Wow kids can cause some serously expensive damage.
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Snow Day for Daddy?

Hola Bitcholas, ​Word has it that my kids are finally going to go back to school tomorrow. I've lost track of how many days they've been off but it's been plenty. The thing that occurred to me today was what snow is in the eyes of a school-aged child. I never really considered it until today, but...
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Trauma Starts Under Your Bed

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about 'kids being kids' moments...whether it's kids of your own or you as a kid. The question was inspired by myriad of different stories; 'kid calls 911 for help with homework...'kid calls 911 because he got snow pants for Christmas'... 'kid gets lost in forest for...
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Who is The Who?

Hola Bitcholas, As a parent, there are all manner of small, magical moments you get to enjoy with your kids. Some, you have to manufacture, like taking them to Disney or some comparable bullsh*t. Other times it's a moment when your kid discovers (and appreciates) something YOU enjoy. Case-in-point...
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Appeteaser

Hola Bitcholas, How was the weekend? I think I spent most of mine on the toilet. OK, that's an overstatement but there was a point yesterday where I 'visited' the toilet 5 times in 30 minutes.​ It was impressive and disturbing all at once. I'm not sure if I'm getting sick, got sick or was expunging...
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Paint it NOW

Hola Bitchola, It's Friday and this makes me happy. Understand, I love our job so it's not about that. Because of the holidays, my routine, like a lot of other people's, has been a little wonky. But tomorrow, I get to watch my kid play soccer again. Didn't expect it to happen, but it turns out that...
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LISTEN- OK-NO WAY Return A Christmas Gift For Cash Value

F.O.S Gary is a struggling 27 year old. He wants to take back an expensive gift his parents gave him for the cash value. OK- No Way
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THANK YOU for 2018, Bitcholas!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our last show of the year that was...and still is...2018. Yes, we know there's still 2 weeks left in the year, but, well, they gave us the time off and we're all about taking advantage of it. That, and I can't wait to hang out with the kids. True thing...but don't tell...
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Mens Room Black Holidays Are HERE!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy f**king holidays and all that, Hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. My daughter informed me that Thanksgiving is "the worst holiday ever". Naturally, I asked why and she explained that she hates the food. I used to too....but I didn't tell her that I'm, not impressed either...
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LISTEN- Accidental Walk In

How many people have a key to your house?
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