in

Angry Libs Did Not Have the Same Ring to It!

Hola Bitcholas, Another Monday, another series of 'Random Question Questions'. Last Monday I started entertaining myself behind the scenes by doing Mad Libs. Yup. I asked each caller to provide me a noun or verb or whatever is needed. So this week, I read last week's results and then started a...
Read More

Do NOT Do These Things

Hola Bitcholas,​ Today we asked, "What happened to you that you hope does not happen to anyone else?" The question was inspired a series of nightmare fueled news stories including, but not limited to the story of a man who had a spider in his ear. It was in his ear long enough that it made a web. A...
Read More

When Birds Be Birds

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did the bird do?" Sounds like a ridiculous question, and in many ways, it is. However, it seems that, pound for pound, birds are at the center of most animal-related news stories. Not 'cutesy' stories, but animal stories of misfortune seem to involve birds more...
Read More

Mens Room Gold Beer is Back!

Hola Bitcholas, Some people already knew this, some people (like myself) did not, but we announced today that Mens Room Gold Lager is now available in cans and in 12 packs all around the Puget Sound. This makes us happy. It's already kinda mind-blowing to have our own beer. It's been 10 years but...
Read More

Smarts Are Hard to Come By!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Random Question Question Day, and one of the many questions we asked was, 'What's the dumbest question anyone has ever asked you?' This is part of what we heard... Stupid questions: A few years ago a friend of mine was a maintenance man on gathering of the Space Needle. He...
Read More

Behind the Mean Scene

Hola Bitcholas, People always ask what it's like to actually work on the show. We're asked a lot. Well, not so much what it's "like", but what is the off-the-air interaction like. Fair question. Below is small sample of some of the things spoken today in the office before the show: "Cheeba...
Read More

Pick Your Palate Primer!

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today so, as always, it was accompanied with our weekly Mens Room Poll. Today we offered you this opportunity; put your tongue in one of the following for 30 seconds: Stranger's nostril Bowling Bowl Finger Holes Porta-Potty Seat Gym Shower Floor As always, choose...
Read More

Do You Crush and Flush?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about bugs. Bugs have a way of being able to f**k up your whole day merely by revealing their existence within a certain proximity to you. There was no shortage of stories proving the point. What I learned today was that there are 2 types of people in the world. Sure...
Read More

You Should Really Get That Checked Out

Hola Bitcholas, Today we made the fatal error of asking, "What was the medical emergency?" Things went horribly wrong pretty quickly. First caller regaled us with a lovely story of the time he broke his PENIS. It was fascinating and terrifying all at once. It was hard to listen too, but you kept...
Read More

Pick Your Easter Feast

Hola Bitcholas, "Big Dummy" day here on the show of big dummies, and as we do, we conducted the highly respected, excruciatingly accurate, paragon of scientific specificity that is the Mens Room Poll. With Peter Cotton Tail right around the corner we asked about the contents of his basket...
Read More

Pages