Cold

Snow, Not Again!

Hola Bitcholas, Aww www...the snow. Snowmageddon. Snowpocalypse. Frozen Bullsh*t. Here we are again. I absolutely hate snow. Always have. Snow and I are natural enemies, not unlike lions and elephants. That said, everyone around me keeps commenting on how "beautiful" it is. Really? I don't see it...
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Kick Those Cold Feet Out of Here

Hola Bitcholas, I've been sleeping like sh*t the last few days and have no idea why. But that's not the problem. The problem is that after I finally settle into a slumber, it's only a few hours later that my daughter finds her way into my bed (not a Goddamn thing wrong with HER bed, but...) and...
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Cold Weather or Hot?

Hola Bitcholas, We asked about the worst weather you've ever had to deal with. Not natural disasters, but just the weather. We heard about temperatures from 120 degrees (thanks Afghanistan) to -65 degrees (thanks Alaska). Got me thinking...would I rather have to deal with extreme heat or extreme...
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Are You in a Trough of Cough Too?

Hola Bitcholas, I am flying high on Tylenol Severe Sinus. My head and Robin's head are full of snot. Put it this way, the average human head weights 10 to 11 pounds...I believe that my and Robin's heads weigh, individually, about 374 pounds. That's 364 pounds of mucus, bitches. So, I brought it...
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When is the Weather Too Much to Weather?

Hola Bitcholas, We talked about the weather today...not in that 'what do you think about the weather we're having?' kinda way. Which, by the way, is a dumb f**king question. I probably feel about the weather the same way you feel about the weather. Cold is cold, hot is hot, rain is rain, snow is...
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Not Down with the Sickness!

Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie...I'm sick as f**k. Well, maybe not THAT sick, but I don't feel good at all. Head is full of sexy, sexy snot and feels like it's gonna explode. The thing is, this is the BEST I've felt in 3 days. I think I'm at the tail end of this bullsh*t, but we shall see. Spent the...
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