The Mens Room

Fire in the Hola, Bitchola!

Hola Bitcholas, Hell of a week. Good week, but a little crazy. It marks our first full week on in San Diego. That's quite an achievement for us as San Diego is our first LIVE affiliate. On yesterday's show we were interrupted by a fire alarm. An actual alarm, not a drill. We were on the air and a...
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Would You Rather: Inappropriate Food Edition!

Hola Bitcholas, We asked today, "What did you find out after the fact?" The question was inspired, in part, by the story of a cannibal who opened a roadside pit beef stand. I think you can piece together where this is going. If not, lemme cut to the quick; he served people people. Seems that people...
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15 Years Has Been a Gas!

Hola Bitcholas, Today marks our second day that this very program has been live in San Diego. You may or may not care, but we're pretty f**king excited. We've doing this show for 15 years...well, 14 and a half years...we started together in October of 2003. It's been a long time, but, honestly, it...
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Sounders of the Season Are Back Soon!

So it is that time of year once again! The return of Major League Soccer and your Seattle Sounders FC. It seems like just a couple months ago the season ended because, thankfully, the Sounders have played in the last two MLS Cups. I won't lie, the season kind of crept up on me and before we knew it...
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When You REFUSE to Give an S

Hola Bitcholas, Lamarr Chambers. Does that name sound familiar? I've made this guy our "Shot of the Day" on two separate occasions...but for the same reason. If you don't know, Lamarr was arrested in Essex, England back in January for SUSPICION of having drugs. He was detained, but they're pretty...
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Sip and Slide Into My Memory!

Hola Bitcholas, I just got back from Vegas...three days with Miles, Mike Hawk, Robin and Castle. I've been told that I had a great time. I feel like a guy who had a 'great Vegas' time, but without being saddled with pesky sh*t like 'memories'. However, that doesn't deter me from celebrating the...
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Big Money, Big Money! Bail Money! Wait. What?

Hola Bitcholas, We're heading to Vegas tonight! MWAH-HA-HA-HHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MWAH-HA-HA!!!! MWAH-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!!!! *takes breath* MWAH-HA-HAAAAAAAAA! MWAH-HA-HA! *Stay tuned for what happens there, as it surely can't stay* Until we meet again, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Why You Can't Take Us Anywhere

Hola Bitcholas, Been a crazy day today. Not bad, but a little crazy. Like any job, there's always sh*t that just needs to get done (outside of the show itself) but we're trying to accelerate our production because the members of the show are off to Vegas on Wednesday night. The Vegas trip, in the...
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Have You Talked a Lot, But Said Nothing?

Hola Bitcholas, It doesn't matter what we talked about today, but just know that one caller stands out. And I wanna be clear that I'm not speaking ill of the guy, just being honest. He managed to do what I thought was impossible...he managed to tell a story devoid of anything interesting, and yet,...
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Can We Do Better?

Hola Bitcholas, There was a school shooting in Florida earlier today. 17 KIDS were killed. It's the 23rd scool shooting THIS year in this country. Not the 23rd in A year (which is a f**ked up statistic in and among itself) but the 23rd THIS year. It's February 14th. Politicians will offer their '...
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