The Mens Room

Have This Day Your Daily Thrill

Hola Bitcholas, I don't do 'metrics'. In other words, I have no idea how many people may or may not read the Big Brown Blog...but Wobin, who has access to said 'metrics', assures me that there are plenty of you out there. For that, thank you. Not sure what the appeal is, but I'm glad YOU do! To...
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The Officer Wanted to Know Y

Hola Bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine...except for my bubbling guts. Not sure what it is, but I had Alfredo last night. Alfredo consists primarily of cream...and I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I forget about that. My gut has been reminding me all day. Anyway, we talked about '...
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Our Bucket List Interviews Are a Plenty!

Hola Bitcholas, These are the people I'd like to interview; - the man whose "penis is too small!" - the "bitch" who got "cut off!" - the bride's maid who "wedding puked" - the wedding couple when the "owl hits the window" - 'Jay'... as in, "let's reel it in, Jay!" - Not Joey Chestnut, but the guy...
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Too Late to Unsee Your Evil?

Hola, Bitcholas, We asked today, 'what did you not need to see?' In a nutshell, this is what we learned; walking in on family members having sex and other people's dirty underwear are the most consistent offenders. Fair enough. That's all I've got today because, frankly, I wanna stop picturing all...
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The NHL Playoffs of Disappointment

I watch a lot of sports, but the one sport I don't watch enough of is the National Hockey League. Hockey is a great sport and sometimes I wish I knew more about it, but as a kid it was one of the few sports I did not play. I have a great friend of min,e Steve Migs from our morning show and he is a...
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Relief from Behind or BUST!

Hola Bitcholas, I told you yesterday that I would stop talking about my ass on this blog. Well, I lied. If you don't know, I've been suffering from a 'something-something" cyst. It hurts. it sucks, all that crap. Last night I was playing Matilda (that is my acoustic bass...not to be confused with...
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When You Have an ACTUAL Pain in the Butt

Hola Bitcholas, Yesterday's blog was dedicated to my ass. Not in some vain way, but a complaint that this cysty bitch is bringing me nothing but pain. That said, there was a wonderful outpouring of sympathy and support for me and my ass. So, thank you? Also, many of you shared similar stories of...
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Color Me Butthurt!

Hola bitcholas, How the hell are you? I'm fine BUT, I'm suffering from the same thing that plagued me a few months ago...but I don't remember what it's called. It starts with 'p' and it's some kinda cyst that shows up on your upper butt crack. I know, I know, I'm very sexy. Can't help it. Anyway,...
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No, YOU Are Sick!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Friday and all that. Not a bad day, I don't think, but I THINK I'm getting sick. I think. Some bullsh*t is going around and I think it's now living in me. You know, I can't help but take that kinda thing personally. I get it; virus gotta be a virus (or bacteria or whatever the...
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How DARE You Doubt the Dummy!

Hola Bitcholas, It was "Big Dummy" day today and as always happens, there were a few 'dummies' on the line. They weren't actually 'dummies', but some people just didn't do so well today. It's inevitable. That said, some people miss so many questions that OTHER people accuse them of faking it...
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