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Hola Bitcholas, Being that I write a blog 5 days a week, you'd think I would remember that I actually need to write a blog. You'd THINK that...and you'd be thing all wrong. I have an uncanny ability to forget or not notice things that are obvious to anyone who has a pulse. I will order something at...
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Trauma Starts Under Your Bed

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked about 'kids being kids' moments...whether it's kids of your own or you as a kid. The question was inspired by myriad of different stories; 'kid calls 911 for help with homework...'kid calls 911 because he got snow pants for Christmas'... 'kid gets lost in forest for...
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Who is The Who?

Hola Bitcholas, As a parent, there are all manner of small, magical moments you get to enjoy with your kids. Some, you have to manufacture, like taking them to Disney or some comparable bullsh*t. Other times it's a moment when your kid discovers (and appreciates) something YOU enjoy. Case-in-point...
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Flying High on Stranger Danger

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked what happened to ruin your travel plans. We didn't wanna know about your actual trip or vacation, just the travel part. Most recently I was flying back to Seattle. No I wasn't, I was sitting on a plane on the tarmac in Phoenix waiting to take off. The flight was...
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Moose and Your New Pet on the Loose!

Hola Bitcholas, Is it Thursday? Yes. Did we conduct a Men's Room Poll today? Yes. Was the Men's Room Poll of equal import as previous Mens Room Polls. Sure. Today we asked you to pick one of he following to keep as a pet...in your room: A ball python A tarantula A rooster or A possum? On an...
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Edgy News Abound

Hola Bitcholas, Today we talked knives. Knives were, for various reasons, all over the headlines the last few days. Sure, there are bigger headlines in the news, but when you peel away the day-to-day evaporation of sense that passes for news, you get back to headlines about the goofy. You make...
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Booze is Better Than the News

Hola Bitcholas, Totally spaced out on writing a blog today until Wobbin asked me, "is there a blog today?" My response was "f***********K!" Wobbin took that as a sure sign that I was working it. And now I'm proving her right. Truth-be-told, I was terribly distracted all day by the news. The news...
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Bowl of Nacho Day Off Yet

Hola Bitcholas, Today is MLK Jr. Day so much of the American workforce is off today. Not us. We COULD have had the day off but we decided to work today and exchange this day for the Monday after the Super Bowl. Taking that particular Monday off isn't about getting super-drunk for the Super Bowl. It...
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Do NOT Make Eye Contact with the Dolphins

Hola Bitcholas, Today we wanted to know the 'story you tell where alcohol was involved'. Naturally, there was no shortage to booze-soaked tales...but we got side-tracked by two entirely different topics. The first "shiny object" that distracted us involved jury duty. Miles, you see, has been...
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Wall of Morality, Make Your Mark

Hola Bitcholas, Today is the day of our 'Mens Room Poll', where we ask you something stupid. Or uncomfortable. This week was no different. Today we wanted to know which of the following posters you'd display in your home: Kevin Spacey Harvey Weinstein Bill Cosby R. Kelly Yep. Until tomorrow, do...
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