The Mens Room

Pantsless Wonders!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What could you not believe someone did in front of you?" The question was inspired by long list of storires that made us scratch our head. There's a woman in Tampa who was busted for shoplifting. Whatever. It's when she started masturbating in front of a teen on her...
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Burn, Baby, Burn!

Hola, Bitcholas, Today is Monday and it feels that way. Not a bad day, per se, but I've been dragging ass. Went to bed with the hiccups (nothing new) which became heartburn. Again, not uncommon, but no Tums! Turns out that mixing baking soda and water is a good way to kill heartburn. It's also a...
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Book Your Flight After a Flight!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "Good or bad, what did you buy drunk?" There was the usual variety of junk food, dumb kitchen products from late night TV and clothes, but my favorite was the guy that booked a trip around the world. It wasn't so much his story, but his attitude. See, he strongly...
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Choose Your Late Night Identity!

Hola Bitcholas, Another week, another episode of "Big Dummy!" Today lived up to its name as the very first caller took 11 questions to know, well, anything. That, however, is not why I'm here. No, today I want to share the thing I share every week, the 'Mens Room Poll'. Today we asked you which of...
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Do You Even Design, Bro?

Hola Bitcholas, Today's blog is nothing more than a request from anyone out there who is a cartoonist, graphic designer, etc, to help us and help me. US: we have a show related project that you might enjoy. ME: I have a solo project that you might enjoy. That's my sale pitch, but truthfully, if you...
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Thrill is a Dull Boy

Hola Bitcholas, I am f**king tired today. Yep. My daughter started complaining that she didn't feel good on Sunday. She didn't have a temperature AND she has a knack for melodrama, so I just chalked it up to being tired. If you're a parent, then you know that "tired", as it applies to children, can...
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Half Centurian!

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday to all...if there is such a thing. My 50th birthday was on Friday. I'm still in disbelief, but only because I truly never thought I'd make it. I know everyone says that, but I can say with certainty that the first 30 years of my life were made up of a series of poor...
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One Turtle Sex, Coming Up!

Hola Bitcholas, Today is my birthday. 50 years on this planet...7 years on 3 other planets. Anyway, I'm outta here to get drunk! Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Accordian to Our Poll, You Will Not Be Cool

Hola Bitcholas, Today we conducted our Men's Room Poll. This is what we asked: You are going to be a badass on one of these defiantly uncool instruments: Piccolo Autoharp Accordian or Keytar Choose wisely...even though you can't. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Kids Believe Anything

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "what blew your mind when you were a child?" Some answers: It blew my mind that the buttered side of toast always landed on the floor. My uncle told me when I was 4 that if I got too close to a dragonfly it would sew my eyelids together with its tail. The thing that...
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