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Uncomfortable Eye Contact with Your Coffee

Hola Bitcholas, ​Went to Starbuck's earlier today for a big ol' frosty mug of fart-juice. Fart-Juice is what we, affectionately, call the 'venti' caramel frappucino. It's delicious because it's made from sugar and fat. Side note: I always tell them my name is 'Agamimnon'...mostly because they'll...
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Greta Van Fleet Has a Sam to Give

Hola Bitcholas, Sam Kiszka is the bass player of Greta Van Fleet. Truth-be-told, he plays some very slick lines, the band is pretty bad ass and as a result of that, he has my absolute respect AND he can kiss my ass...for the exact reasons I just named. That said, he's truly a nice guy, so I kinda...
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Appeteaser

Hola Bitcholas, How was the weekend? I think I spent most of mine on the toilet. OK, that's an overstatement but there was a point yesterday where I 'visited' the toilet 5 times in 30 minutes.​ It was impressive and disturbing all at once. I'm not sure if I'm getting sick, got sick or was expunging...
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Paint it NOW

Hola Bitchola, It's Friday and this makes me happy. Understand, I love our job so it's not about that. Because of the holidays, my routine, like a lot of other people's, has been a little wonky. But tomorrow, I get to watch my kid play soccer again. Didn't expect it to happen, but it turns out that...
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A, B, C or D - Pic!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was quite a day...and it was also "Big Dummy" day. Per usual, we conducted our weekly Mens Room Poll and I, for one, rather enjoyed the scenario. Here 'tis: Naked pictures of you are accidentally sent to one of the following; who do you pick: Your boss Your Mother/ father Your...
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THANK YOU to This Pub, For So Many Reasons

Hola Bitcholas, Our show is syndicated (which is a wonderful thing) so we are on in different cities around this crazy-ass country. That makes us happy. You what REALLY makes us happy? No? I'll tell you. What REALLY makes us happy is when a bar or barS in one of these other cities chooses to carry...
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Your Bathroom Stories Are Far From Okay

Hola Bitcholas, We talked about 'bathroom stories' today. Conversation often deviated to bathroom cleanliness (or lack thereof). Why is the floor always wet? Why do people forget to flush toilets? Why is there always so much f**king pubic hair on toilet seats? Why do people think it's OK to wipe...
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Ugly Critters Get No Love!

Hola Bitcholas, Hoping you had a wonderful weekend, but if you didn't, it wasn't my fault. Today we executed our "Random Question Question" and, as always, we talked about a multitude of unrelated topics. One of those topics revolved around animals, and which animals no one really cares about...
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Make Any Story Sadder with These 5 Simple Words

Hola Bitcholas, Figured out how to make any sad story sadder...or any happy story happier for that matter. Just add these 5 magic words; "...on the way to Disney". This was a tragic discovery we made earlier in the day. There was a story in the news that was already horrible...but the headline...
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Give It Up!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our first show of 2019! Yea, that's about it on that tip, but it was exciting for US! First show back was "Big Dummy" day and, as always, we conducted a very relevant, rigorously vetted Mens Room Poll. Today we asked which you would give up for a year: Phone Social Media...
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