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YOU Are NOT the Father!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was another episode of 'Big Dummy', and as we do, we conducted another flawless Men's Room Poll. Today we asked: Which of these shows would you rather not be on: COPS Maury Povich Intervention Cheaters I, personally, would choose COPS. I don't WANT to be on COPS, but if I had...
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I Do Declare, There's Something Wrong With Your Air!

Hola Bitcholas, I can't stop farting. That's all I've got. Sure, you might think that I fart all day...and I do, sorta. It's more that "all day" there's a solid chance that I will fart, but today is different. Today has been like one looooooong fart that I cut off and revisit later. That said, in...
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Which Song Should Actually Be a Show?

Hola Bitcholas, I'll make this easy; during TV Time with Ted, Ted (who else) was telling us that dumb-ass song from some band (I really don't remember) is developing a tv show based on their song. "Hello Dililah"? Maybe that's it. I dunno. Anyway, the premise sounds dreadfully boring because the...
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And Mingo Was His Name-O!

Hola Bitcholas, A couple of things from today: We were trying to remember the name of a football player whose name, to us, sounds like a really insulting racial slur. We were racking our brains trying to remember when listeners attempted to help. Some of the names suggested were Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix...
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How Weird is Your Pet?

Hola Bitcholas, Southwest Airlines announced that they will soon have a new set of rules regarding what 'service animals' are and are NOT allowed on future flights. In a nutshell, if it's not a cat or a dog, keep it home. See, people claim "everything" as a service animal now; monkeys, taratulas,...
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Parental Figure Hater?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What did you not tell your parents about at the time?" Through the whole show I kept wondering what MY kids would say if they were to call. Truth is, I don't wanna know. I know they're gonna do dumb and/or horrible sh*t in their lives, but I really don't wanna know...
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Tooth Fairy: ENGAGE

Hola Bitcholas, Ahhhhhh, the joy of children. My daughter is 7-and-a half...and it's a remarkable age. You're getting smarter everyday but still innocent and believe in magical things...like the f**king tooth fairy. Daughter lost a tooth last night. Not her first tooth to go, but this particular...
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Making Sense of Getting Punched!

Hola Bitcholas, Not much today, but here were two interesting quotes that came up that I find undeniable. ''Everybody has a plan...until they get punched in the face." - Mike Tyson I think the one exception to this is if your plan involves getting punched in the face. The other quote came to us via...
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Admit Which Driver You Hate Based On Their Car

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so, of course, we also conducted our error-free and succinct Mens Room Poll. Today's poll goes back to a conversation we had a few days ago: Which drivers you automatically hate? Prius German cars (BMW, Mercedes and Audi in particular) Minivans ​Bicyclists...
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If You Home Show, Now Ya Know!

Hola Bitcholas, There's a Pearl Jam concert tonight and, as I understand it, everyone I know, is going. And while I've seen Pearl Jam several times before, I've decided that if I want to see an artist, just f**king do it. See, I missed Tom Petty a few years ago. I figured I'd just see him "the next...
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