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Welcome to the Squirrel Zoo!

Hola Bitcholas, As happens from time to time, a question pops into my mind and I am forever distracted by it. And like most questions that contaminate my thinking space, I COULD just Google it...but that wouldn't contribute to the healthy dose of mania to which I've grown accustomed. For reasons...
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Try Not to Admit Your Crime On the Air!

Hola Bitcholas, We asked, what I thought, was a simple question sure to inundate us with interesting stories. I was so wrong. We asked, "why were the police there to arrest somebody?" There are endless tales of police interaction but, seemingly, none of them were interesting. Not the stories we...
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Pinnochi-NO, She Didn't

Hola Bitcholas, It was "Big Dummy" day, and usually I take this opportunity to share our Men's Room Poll...and I will, but first I must share this one particular question and answer from earlier. The question was 'what Biblical figure was in a whale's belly for three days and three nights?' The...
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Penmansh!9

Hola Bitcholas, Not gonna lie to you...been distracted today. I'm not talking about the actual show. The show is the one time I actually focus because the show is a good time. The 'other' work is, like most places, just stuff. Because of this 'stuff', I was distracted. At one point I couldn't find...
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For Pete, It's Fake

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "what ended horribly?". We got plenty of calls and emails, etc and most of the stories were pretty damn good. My personal favorite involved a guy heading to a job interview with 'bubble guts'. He sneezes and, simultaneously sh*ts himself. Ah, but someone else called...
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Go Team! Go On Without Me!

Hola Bitcholas, As a football fan, few things are as intoxicating as the NFL season. Once a week you sit down and watch your chosen team go to battle with some other team, and then you spend the rest of the week pontificating with like-minded souls about the why's and how's the season. Yet, every...
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Hold the Beauty, This is All Beastly

Hola Bitcholas, For about 3000 different reasons, this week has sucked. Just one of those weeks, you know? But, today being Friday and all, the culmination of the week came crashing home. The one positive from the week and how sh*tty it's been was an improv version of "S*ck My Dick"...but sang to...
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You Have to Lose ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Today was the day we played 'Big Dummy' and, as we do, we presented another Men's Room Poll - Which of these would you rather lose: Your KEYS Your WALLET/ PURSE Your PHONE or Your SIGNIFICANT OTHER We don't have the final results of all the voting, but the early returns are that...
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One Damn Thing After Another

Hola Bitcholas, Today has been one of "those" days. No one thing in particular, but a lot of little things that have coalesced into one big ball of suck. I won't get into it, but it's akin to waking up late for work, scrambling to get ready, stubbing your toe on the way out the door but not in time...
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What Landed on...EW!

Hola Bitcholas, Based on the direction today's show went...I should say, ONE of the directions today's show went...we were left with the question of what probably happens more: Cow afterbirth on someone's neck OR a bat landing on naked testicles? Admittedly, this is not a typical inquiry, but based...
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