When Was Your Snoozy a Doozy?

July 10, 2018

Hola Bitcholas,

On yesterday's program we attempted to go to a caller named Holden. Holden was, well, he was holdin' for about 30 minutes before we actually got to him. And when we did, he was asleep. Dude was snoring. We would go back and check on the guy and he was steady snoring for about 45 minutes.  

He inspired today's question: WHAT WAS HAPPENING WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING?

 Here's a sample of some of the answers:

I slept through a tornado. Alarms sound in the middle of the night, parents and two sisters took cover in the bathroom...and...left me to fend for myself.

While I was sleeping upstairs, a murder happened in the basement of the house I was staying at. Worst summer vacation ever.

I fell asleep on the phone waiting for unemployment. Only to wake up to the lady saying "hello?". When I woke up I had no idea who I was on the phone with.

Took a nap after work, woke up at 6pm thinking it was 6am the next morning. Called my coworker to say I'm running late. He said," I'm having dinner with my family."

I slept through the 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake in the SF Bay Area. Was taking an after school nap on my waterbed and thought my dog had jumped on the bed. Woke up to absolute chaos.

My older brother decided to put an electric cattle prod on my ass while I was sleeping.

Hola bitcholas! I fell asleep on the school bus in 4th grade, made it all the way to the bus garage and the driver found me when he was cleaning the bus. My mom thought I was missing. The bus driver drove me home, and we were met by cops at my house. Poor bus driver got a good talking to by the cops but wasn’t charged with anything because I backed up his story. Never did that again!! Have a great day y’all! - Emily.

You get the gist.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!