Does Not Compute

March 13, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Let me start by saying that this computer I'm currently typing on is a c*cks+cker. Yup. I don't say this idly. And, frankly, I'd prefer to like this computer, but like that irresponsible cousin you have somewhere in your family who borrows money, the computer did me dirty.

I'd typed up a blog that was witty (not really), insightful (on 'Opposite Day') and thought-provoking (assuming you had nothing else to think about). Sadly, something 'glitched' and I lost the blog.  

It was with great effort that I didn't scream profanities or throw the computer through the window...but I succeeded in keeping it together. Well, that's not entirely true...I cussed my f**king face off, but under my breath.

I will try again tomorrow.

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!